Girl PoeM.

i shave my legs,
i sit to pee.
and ican justify
any, shopping spree.
dont go to a barber,
but a salon.
i get a massage
without getting a hard-on.
i can balance the checkbook,
i can pump my own gas.
can talk to my friends,
about the size of my a**.
my beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
at least i can admit,
to others when im wrong.

i dont drive in circles,
at any cost.
and i dont have a problem,
admitting im lost.

i never forget,
an important date.
you just gotta deal with it,
im usually late.
i dont watch movies,
with lots of gore.
dont need instant replay,
to remember the score.
i wont lose my hair,
i dont get jock itch.
and just cause im assertive
dont call me a b****.
dont say to your friends,
oh yeah, i can get her.
in your dreams, my dear,
i can do better.

flowers are okay,
but jewelry..'s the best.
look at me you idiot...
not at my chest????
i dont have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
i know when you..'re lying,
you look at the ceiling.

call me a girl,
a babe or a chick.
i am a woman.