Girl PoeM.

i shave my legs,
i sit to pee.
and ican justify
any, shopping spree.
dont go to a barber,
but a salon.
i get a massage
without getting a hard-on.
i can balance the checkbook,
i can pump my own gas.
can talk to my friends,
about the size of my a**.
my beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
at least i can admit,
to others when im wrong.

i dont drive in circles,
at any cost.
and i dont have a problem,
admitting im lost.

i never forget,
an important date.
you just gotta deal with it,
im usually late.
i dont watch movies,
with lots of gore.
dont need instant replay,
to remember the score.
i wont lose my hair,
i dont get jock itch.
and just cause im assertive
dont call me a b****.
dont say to your friends,
oh yeah, i can get her.
in your dreams, my dear,
i can do better.

flowers are okay,
but jewelry..'s the best.
look at me you idiot...
not at my chest????
i dont have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
i know when you..'re lying,
you look at the ceiling.

call me a girl,
a babe or a chick.
i am a woman.

Easter =]

HaPpY EaStEr EvErYoNe! It is Jadabugs First Easter Egg Hunt! Im totally excited.. Here are some cute probably corny Easter jokes but I like em..

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Jelly Bean Poem

Red is for the blood He gave.
Green is for the grass He made.
Yellow is for the sun so bright.
Orange is for the edge of night.
Black is for the sins we made.

White is for the grace He gave.

Purple is for His hour of sorrow.

Pink is for our new tomorrow.
An egg full of jelly beans colorful and sweet
Is a prayer, a promise, a loved one's treat!

---Charlene Dickensen
 
Have a happy & safe easter. bye loves

let me tell ya --

about my momma.  A couple of blogs ago I said I would tell yall about my mom. Im not going to give you all the details bc thats her life but I will tell you some of it & why my sister is my mom&my hero.

my parents divorced when i was 10or11 i can't really remember - but i was a daddys girl until my mom was moving her stuff out .. I was mad at my dad because he was being mean to my mom so i chose to go with my mom because i didn't know what was going on. well yes my mom cheated on my dad ok.. thats why they got divorced .. i moved with my mom & my dad just forgot about me it still hurts my heart till this day & i cry about it all the time because he had nothing to do with me anymore bc i chose to go with her. not to mention they both got remarried after 6months of the divorce being final but we wont get into that because i have to many opinions on that. .. i was about 16&17 when i started out hanging out with the wrong crowd.. yes, i was addicted to drugs & yes i did overcome it because the devil won't win with me thats where my sister came in.. I lived with her after that and yes she was very strick with what i did [lets remember i was 16or17 and was used to doing what i wanted to because my mother was never home] not only did she take me in as her own but she helped me with my problem. the drugs made all the pain go away so when you say i was a drug addict go a head it wont hurt my feelings because I was but guess what.. ive been clean for 2 years now.. I have a beautiful daughter that I love so much & a wonderful family=]. No I didn't get clean for them or anybody else I did it for myself. That is why my sister is my hero my mom & my best friend.

& till this day I still have problems dealing with my feelings & facing things when stuff goes wrong because I don't know how to deal with it .. Its a day by day struggle & im learning every step of the way. Im thankful I have a great husband to put up with me because when im angry .. im angry.

im not over my parents divorce and probably never will be im just learning to deal with it - thats just life ive learned to deal with it in my daily copings and move on. .  It does still get to me sometimes but patrick makes me feel better he just lets me cry nd cry on his shoulder and after that im all better!

My mom is NOT a bad mom she just didn't know what to do & I forgive her.. I love her so much & she is the great mom & idk what i would do with out her. She's been there for me alot! as for my dad .. I don't think I can forgive him .. Im still working on it..

Feel Good Friday =]

So its feel good friday! yeahh =]] I haven't figured out all this blog & linkup widget stuff  yet but here is the link to feel good friday .. http://www.thegirlnextdoorgrowsup.com/ .. you should visit her site its fun to read..

This week has been crazy! Everything is great usually thru out the week except work. I hate going to work but here are some things that have made me feel good this week.

1] my bestfriend/cousin is down for Louisianna & we got to have lunch on monday!
2] seein' jada's face makes everything better when Im in a bad mood.
3] i actually do feel good about startin to excercise & actually have people to support me! it makes me feel great!
4] i can't wait until sunday because its Jadabugs first easter egg hunt!
5] im super happy i have my big sister as a sister now instead of a mom [not that she was a bad one she was an awesome on to me but its nice to have my sister back]
6] weekends off because I get to spend them with jada =] & yes this is my weekend off so HECK YEA!

im off to make somebody else feel good.

peace

Before I Was A Mom ...

Before I was a Mom -I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.

Before I was a Mom -
I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never been puked on - Pooped on - Spit on - Chewed on, or Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and My thoughts. I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom -
I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests...or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom -
I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life
so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom -
I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known The warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.

Challenge ... GO!

So today I decided to take Short Mamas Challenge on the weight loss thing. I know I'm not fat I weigh 129lbs to be exact but I do have a muffin top!! no lie! there is some baggage in the front and I think I have HUGE love handles.. You know you want to do it come on! So the three things Im changing this week are...

1] more water - less coke - if i do have a coke im going to get diet dr pepper.
2] quit snacking [at work thats all we do - really its rediculous]
3] make healthier choices when it comes to eating out.

... So I love my new phone by the way & facebook its my favorite.

I have a little rant ----
-my husband decided he was gunna tell me I'm getting lazy.. I took that as he told me I was lazy.. I was angry .. I do everything  I wake up with jada, I give her baths & do her hair & get her dressed, I do the laundry and all the house work, and I go to work. Im just sayin' it hurt my feelings & made me mad how dare him call me lazy which brings me to lazy people! I don't mind being lazy every once in a while but being lazy all the time I hate that!! There are many people in this world that would not get a job if their life depended on it...they would rather struggle then help themselves out... Im just sayin..

Im going to go play with my daughter for a while & maybe even figure out an exercise thing for myself.. yall have a great day & thanks for reading my rants.

PS.. Drama Mama if you read this could you please send me your link so I can go to your page & I tried to send you a message but my computer is stupid and wouldn't let me write you one.. So if you would please do that thanks!!

Peace Out Loves

15 Things About Me*

That You Probably Didn't Know. Thanks Jen http://mysanityranawaywithmymind.blogspot.com/ For Taggin Me.

1] Ashley http://somewherebetweenrealityandmydreams.blogspot.com/ is one of my biggest hero's & yes she is my sister but I also consider her like my mom. [ill tell more about it later on in a different blog.]

2] I also have a little brother, he's 5.

3] I love country music without a doubt & listen to it all the time.

4] I could careless what other people think & say about me.

5] I never ever thought I'd see myself as a mommy - but I am & wouldn't change it for the world.. & yes she was unexpected

6] I hate being woke up & I am not a morning person[like ashley my sister.]

7] Quotes & Song Lyrics tell my emotions more than I can.

8] There is no better saying then "before you point fingers make sure your hands are clean]

9] I love jeans & a tshirt but I do like to get dressed up every now and then..

10] I want a new car & will one day have one.

11] I would love to go on a hot air balloon - I think it would be fun.

12] I hate this town- I want to move but won't bc my family & friends

13] I like living where I live. Its nice peaceful & quiet. Its like living in the city & country because I have lots of neighbors but it's still quiet.

14] I hate my house being dirty & unorganized

15] scentsy is my favorite. visit scentsy.com & check it out!

There You Go!